What a life I'm having
Feeling real content
Glad that Herbert left me
Such a great event

Now I can just sit here
Do just what singles do
Make no mistakes my darlin
I need prime time too

But boy have I sure had it
With men and all that jazz
Want to start unwinding
Catch up on new fads

Love these ear muffs baby
The sound is sure divine
Nice and soft and comfy
Warming at same time

Opps I didn't see you
I don't want to be rude
How ya doin honey
For now I must conclude

This is my new beginning
I'm gonna have some fun
Gonna let the good times roll
My housewife days are done.