So here I am in this old chair
They think that I'm antique
Well I don't care what they say
I know that I'm unique

Antiques are hard to come by
So please just have a look
Take your time and look around
I know that you'll get hooked

Keep those eyes right on the prize
Yes that would be me
I'm sure you know without a doubt
There's love in history

I can tell you stories
They'd make your hair just rise
Got good secrets I want to tell
But know that's not too wise

This was sure the smartest move
I'm totally content
Sitting here and looking out
Love this time well spent

Well don't you ever count me out
I'm chipper bright and gay
Wanna have some fun come on
I'll show you all the way.