Come on Hurry Bertha
We gotta get there fast
Grateful for this energy
That Geritol's a blast

Where's that trophy going
Canada? ~ that's fair
Can't belive what happened
Our ganders up ~ beware

Heard there was a mix up
We're fixing it today
Riding with this trophy
Going all the way

Gonna just present it
Photographers are there
Canada's pair skaters
Were iced and that's not fair

They say they can't do nothing
Well that's a lot of bunk
They're gonna get this trophy
Performance was slam dunk

Those judges had a problem
It's very plain to see
We're coming to award you
We formed our own posee.