No I didn't do this
It was that darn old cat
Using this as tightrope
What a little brat

I told her I would help her
But now she disappeared
What a fix I am in
I'm sorry Mommy dear

Tried to fix this problem
Just making it okay
But here I am with evidence
That will not go away

Now you got my picture
I look good I confess
But how can I explain this
I'm in such an awful mess

I'll just grin and bear it
What else can I do
Life is never easy
Especially in this view

But if I see that Kitty
I'm gonna give her grief
She gave me such a problem
I think I need relief.