Got myself all decked out
Like the way my lips pout
Such a pose I'm making
Baby I ain't faking

Plastic surgeon told me
You're really lookin cozy
My dear you'll be the envy
You'll drive em all to frenzy

Santa's gift for Christmas
Makes you look delicious
What a great addition
You now are on a mission

You are looking marvelous
I see you now are braless
Perky and so stunning
Keep them dears a hunting

Merry Christmas baby
You sure do drive me crazy
What a constitution
You look just like a million

Red is my new color color
Makes you hoot and holler
Come on boys get with it
Get your hunting permit.