~Please take out the garbage
Dress the kids for school
Help them do their homework
Tidy by the pool
Herbert let me sleep now
I need to get my rest
The girls are coming over
I have to look my best
Don't forget the dinner
There's much I have to do
To make this day so special
You know I'm such a fool
I always make a great big fuss
For you on Father's Day
I hope you can forgive me
Oh Herbert by the way
Did you pick up the laundry
I know you need some shirts
I wonder where I get the time
To take care of this work
Relax those little wrinkles
You know I love you dear
Who'd go through this much trouble
For Father's Day each year.~