~Never saw a friendly cat
Hanging upside down
Do you think I like it here
My smile is now a frown
It isn't easy hanging round
My tail is stuck you see
Instead of staring at me
Come and try to set me free
So you think that it is easy
Being upside down all day
Well let me clue you in
I like the other way
But I just have to stay here
Till someone sees my tail
Opens up the window
Then I'll crash from dizzy spell
So please don't pay attention
Everything will just be fine
This is the life that Garfield has
Each day a new headline.~