~What a day I had today
It made my hair stand up
Hurried thru the things I do
My trainer is a chump
Ever jump through hula hoops
With flames ablazin high
Hear him crack that stupid whip
Then holds that chair to hide
I can't believe he's scared of me
It's him I have to fear
Snappin whip and acting flip
My nerves have had it dear
Let me leave and get some rest
My body is just shot
They better have a steak for me
Or I'll just blow my top.~